Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Sleepy Hollow "What Lies Beneath" Review: Ichabod Crane and the Chamber of Secrets

Let's get something out of the way right now: It's ridiculous to think that Ichabod didn't grab a single thing from the fenestella before setting the charge to destroy it in "What Lies Beneath." The underground chamber, built by Ichabod's former BFF Thomas Jefferson beneath the tunnels that already ran under Sleepy Hollow, contained years worth of research pertaining to Ichabod and Abbie's roles as Witnesses in the apocalypse. There were books upon books of knowledge contained within its walls and now they're lost for reasons that I understand but don't accept or even recognize as being valid.
The fact that Ichabod and Abbie chose to save the two remaining members of the survey team (R.I.P. Other Guy) who were trapped in a cave below even that chamber made sense based on what we know about them as a team. Ike and Abbie are heroes who risk their lives on a daily basis to ensure the safety of human beings everywhere, but the stakes that should have accompanied their choice to save the two men but lose all of that important research simply didn't exist. 
If Ichabod, a former scholar and history professor, had attempted to save even a few volumes, or if he'd attempted to convince Abbie to save at least some of the research (the dude had a freaking satchel on his back which would have fit a few books), I'd feel better about this particular development in Sleepy Hollow's narrative. But Ichabod blew it all up because the reavers who guarded the information were deemed too dangerous to human kind and couldn't exist a single second longer. To make matters worse, Ichabod didn't even look conflicted when he did it.
The reavers, who are supernaturally twisted soldiers of George Washington's, existed below the city of Sleepy Hollow for centuries without incident. Now, Ichabod and Abbie have lost everything Jefferson and Washington knew about Witnesses because of a perceived risk that they pose? It didn't look like they could open the hatch from below (or that they even had the mental know how to do such a thing) which only further proves to me that this was a poorly constructed episode from start to finish. 
The idea that fenestella had to be destroyed, coupled with a few other inconsistencies, including the fact that Ichabod couldn't touch Jefferson's incorporeal form, but Jefferson could carry a chest that contained information, really hurt the episode for me. The writers could have avoided all of this if the chamber had just been compromised in the rescue of the two men and it collapsed in on itself without Ichabod having to return to it to blow it up. But the fact remains that the chamber didn't collapse on its own and Ichabod did have to go back to set the charge. This return visit served little purpose other than to gave Ichabod time to chat with the hologram of his former almost-mentor where it was revealed that Jefferson always knew Ichabod would be a witness but could not tell him until the time was right. At least Ichabod now knows that Jefferson didn't unfriend him for no reason? I'm not sure that's much of an excuse, though.
The bungling of this storyline is really a shame, because a library of this magnitude existing is actually a really clever idea. Them stumbling upon a chamber full of research and not being able to use any of it is also an obstacle that, given the proper care and dedication, could have led to interesting developments for our heroes. I've complained before about how easy it's become for Ichabod, Abbie, and even Katrina to pull connections out of nowhere or recall specific memories that provide immediate answers to their problems, so there's actually an argument to burn the entire thing to the ground, but the flimsy excuse the show employed just doesn't hold up under scrutiny.
But enough complaining about old books, because when "What Lies Beneath" wasn't busy focusing on Ichabod and Abbie's underground adventures, it was focused on answering our questions about Irving. He tricked Jenny into helping him break into the police department's evidence room, claiming he needed to retrieve his personal effects. In reality, Irving was stealing information that reportedly belonged to the Hellfire Club, information that included access to their offshore bank accounts which he claimed he wanted to use to ensure that his wife and daughter would be set without him. 
Apparently Irving is currently living a very Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde existence, wherein he's both good and bad. His soul, he told Jenny, is tarnished, and Evil Irving is aiding Henry in his mysterious plans, while Good Irving still exists inside him, but is getting weaker. Right now Good Irving is aided by a rune embedded in the palm of his hand that allows his human side to prevail, but the rune is losing its power. This could be yet another scam, but I believe Irving is fighting for his humanity, because it's a far more compelling story than if he's completely evil. Plus, fighting for one's humanity is an ongoing theme in Sleepy Hollow.
Speaking of, Henry briefly appeared to visit Katrina this week as she napped on her couch (turning flowers to dust is really hard work, OK?). He told her that he'd destroyed Moloch for her, handed her black roses which cut her hands, and then she awoke. Only it wasn't really a dream, because her hands were still bleeding and the roses lay on a table nearby. What does it mean? What is Henry planning? I wish—and I can't believe I'm going to say this—that the episode had included a bit more Katrina. The prospect of her having to choose between good and evil is still interesting to me. At the very least, it's more interesting than introducing a library full of research and completely destroying it within the same hour. 

What to Watch Tonight


What to watch on Tuesday, February 10...

TIME PERIOD DEBUT, 8pm & 8:30pm, ABC
Fresh Off the Boat
Louis hopes the family can win friends and influence people at a block party in “The Shunning,” but Jessica’s choice of comrade earns her the enmity of some of the neighborhood moms. Then in “Success Perm,” Jessica’s sister Connie (and Connie’s well-heeled hubby) pay a tense visit, during which Eddie learns that his formerly hip-hop-loving cousin has become a grungehead.

8pm & 8:30pm, NBC
Parks and Recreation
“Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington” (postponed from last week) finds April weighing career options during a trip to the Beltway, while Andy aids her job search back home. Then in “Pie-Mary,” Leslie and Ben’s participation in a Pawnee tradition becomes a scandal (which is something of a Pawnee tradition in itself), while April and Ron embark on a scavenger hunt and Donna and Garry reminisce.

8pm, ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars
Aria enlists Andrew as a tutor when it turns out that scheming, subterfuge, and mystery-solving aren’t quite as important to college admission as, for instance, grades. Elsewhere in “Out Damned Spot,” Spencer lends a hand on Jonny’s new project, Hanna turns to her father for help with tuition, and the girls confront Mike about his actions at the school blood drive.

8pm, The CW
The Flash
In “The Nuclear Man,” Barry and the team try to get to the bottom of the Firestorm mystery after Ronnie attacks a physicist. Meanwhile, Joe asks Cisco to help with the investigation of Nora’s murder, Barry strikes up a relationship with Linda Park, and Gen. Eiling returns to Central City.

8pm, CBS
NCIS
“Cadence” sends DiNozzo back to his military academy alma mater after an alum is murdered. Off the beat, Gibbs and the team join Bishop and her husband for a dinner gathering.

9pm, ABC Family
Switched at Birth
After learning of Bay’s incident, the UMKC administration launches an investigation in “Black and Gray.” Everyone involved is forced to confront their perspective on what really occurred, and the views of others as well.

9pm, ABC
Marvel’s Agent Carter
Even as Peggy unearths the truth about Leviathan in “A Sin to Err,” danger is closing in—not only from her shadowy enemies (e.g., killer cuckoopants Russian women), but also from Souza’s ongoing investigation.

9pm, The CW
Supernatural
A vengeful ghost is using electronic devices to whack college students in “Halt & Catch Fire.” Can the boys put a stop to its techno-terror, or will they meet their demise on the business end of a Bluetooth headset?

9pm, Fox
New Girl
In “The Crawl,” the pieces of Nick’s Valentine’s Day pub crawl plan fall into place after a new bar opens in the neighborhood. In other healthy behavior, Jess and Ryan engage in some drunken future planning (the most productive kind), Schmidt makes his play to enter the political realm, and Coach can’t stop bumping into the same woman.

9pm, NBC
Marry Me
Kay wants to plan the perfect Valentine’s Day for her new girlfriend Hailey in “Change Me,” but winds up getting roped into Jake and Annie’s own mind games along the way. Meanwhile, Gil and Dennah develop crushes on some firefighters.

9:30pm, NBC
About a Boy
And in still more V-Day shenanigans, “About a Cat Party” finds Will and TJ hitting the singles bar with hopes of finding romance, while Marcus seeks Chris’s counsel in preparing the perfect date for Shea.

9:30pm, Fox
The Mindy Project
As Mindy prepares to break the joyous news to Danny, his father and half-sister show up suddenly for “Dinner at the Castellanos.” Will hijinks ensue when the whole gang gathers at Annette’s house for a repast?

SERIES FINALE, 10pm, TBS
Ground Floor
Jenny is shaken by her discovery of an engagement ring in Brody’s bag in “The Proposal, Part II.” But those aren’t the nuptials on Brody’s mind at the moment, as he tries to save the day when Mansfield meets—and detests—his daughter’s groom-to-be.

10pm, FX
Justified
Raylan takes the fight to Avery and Walker in “The Trash and the Snake.” Meanwhile, Boyd and Wynn are on the hunt for a safecracker, though their original plan to find one through Craigslist yielded the kind of email replies a person simply can’t unsee.

10pm, BET
Being Mary Jane
In “Freedom,” Mary Jane is determined to keep her weekend free from stress and shenanigans of every kind. But since that would make for an awfully boring hour of TV, Mark pops up needing her to play “beard” during a visit from his parents. Also disrupting Mary Jane’s quiet time: her interview of a teen sex worker, which has her reconsidering her relationship with Niecy.

10pm, CBS
Person of Interest
The Machine places Finch on a potentially rigged jury in “Guilty,” but it can’t stop getting irritated that the court proceedings are nothing like they are on The Good Wife. And speaking of irritated, Reese enjoys another sit-down with the police department’s therapist.

10pm, ABC
Forever
A murder victim is revealed to be exiled royalty in “The King of Columbus Circle.” Coincidentally enough, Henry had once crossed paths with the former monarch, long ago.

10pm, NBC
Chicago Fire
Chicago goes on lockdown during a treacherous ice storm, or as we usually call it here, “March.” That leaves Mills and Brett stranded in the harsh weather as they search for a missing teenager in “Call It Paradise,” while Chief Boden butts head with his father and the rest of the firehouse tends to an abandoned baby.

10pm, Bravo
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce
Abby hosts “Adult Friendsgiving” dinner in “Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key”...but could the evening’s odd disruptions be the work of a g-g-g-ghost?! Just to be safe, Abby and Jo are going to hover in mid-air for a couple of seconds with their legs spinning like wheels, then zip away and leave Abby- and Jo-shaped holes in the wall.

10pm, USA
Sirens
Brian takes his first night shift in “All the Single Ladies,” with Johnny and Hank along for the ride. Will they spend the entire episode just cruising around blaring BeyoncĂ©? I see no evidence to suggest otherwise.

10:30pm, Comedy Central
Kroll Show
Bobby Bottleservice directs and stars in an action flick in “The In Addition Tos,” while C-Czar dates a coworker. On “Wheels, Ontario,” Mikey questions his sexuality.

10:30pm, TBS
Cougar Town
While Jules helps Andy sharpen his job-interview skills, Ellie does her best to escape from her perennially present husband. Elsewhere in “The Wrong Thing to Do,” Travis and Laurie encourage Tom to hit the dating scene, even though they really should know better by this point.

LATE-NITE:
– Terry Crews, Prof. Brian Cox, and Solomon Georgio on Conan, 11pm, TBS
– David Axelrod on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11pm, Comedy Central
– TBD on The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore, 11:30pm, Comedy Central
– Dakota Johnson, Anthony Anderson, and Mark Ronson on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:35pm, NBC
– Courtney Love, Chris Elliot, and Rhiannon Giddens on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS
– Anna Faris, sportscasters Jeff Van Gundy & Mark Jackson, and Annie Lennox on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11:35pm, ABC
– Sienna Miller, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Brian Koppelman on Late Night with Seth Meyers, 12:35am, NBC
– Aisha Tyler, magician Justin Flom, and guest host Wayne Brady on The Late Late Show, 12:37am, CBS

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