Tuesday, February 24, 2015

What to Watch Tonight:

SEASON 8 FINALE, 8pm, Fox
MasterChef Junior
The two finalists have it out, with a $100,000 prize and a shiny new trophy on the line.

8pm, CBS
NCIS
One of Gibbs’ old cover identities reemerges in “Blast From the Past”—as the alias that a murder victim had been living under.

8pm, ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars
After learning more about about Mike’s ties to Mona, the gals step up their efforts to spring Alison from the hoosegow. Meanwhile in “Bloody Hell,” Spencer crosses the pond for a college interview in London, and she’s almost nailed saying the titular colloquialism with the proper Cockney inflection.

8pm, NBC
The Voice
The blind auditions roll on (pushing tonight’s series finale of Parks and Recreation back to 10pm in the process).

8pm, ABC
Fresh Off the Boat
Eddie takes a job at the restaurant to earn money for the coolest, raddest, most-kick-buttest 16-bit video game of the year: “Shaq Fu.” Jessica also hits the job market, but she’s more of a Chrono Trigger woman.

SEASON 1 FINALE, 9pm, ABC
Marvel’s Agent Carter
What’s this? Leviathan’s malevolent machinations menacing Manhattan? Can America’s bravest Brit beat back the brutal barrage of the sinister Soviets—while greeting the return of footloose-and-fancy-free fugitive Howard Stark? Tune in to “Valediction” to find out—same Agent-time, same Agent-channel!

9pm, ABC Family
Switched at Birth
As Bay contemplates her future as an artist in “Art Like Love Is Dedication,” Daphne fields a social invite from erstwhile dorm prankster Mingo, because it’s been weeks since Daphne was last romantically linked to a complete tool. In non-tool-related business, Kathryn helps Travis with his English and Regina opens her doors to Eric and his son.

9pm, CBS
NCIS: New Orleans
The team investigates the death of a Navy recruiter and foster mother killed in a hit and run in “My Brother’s Keeper.” On the homefront, Lasalle fears for his brother’s well-being.

9pm, TNT
Rizzoli & Isles
“Foot Loose” finds the squad looking into a murder after a severed foot washes ashore, which sounds considerably less fun than angry-dancing alone in a barn. In stories not involving mutilated appendages (well, presumably), Angela pitches in with Korsak at The Dirty Robber after coming up empty on her job search.

9pm, Fox
New Girl
Schmidt’s Spider-Sense is going haywire in “Spiderhunt”—like, literally, as he’s terrified of the little buggers and they’re on the loose en masse in the loft. As the gang tries to purge the arachnid infestation, Winston inadvertently leads Jess to believe that Cece is smitten with Nick.

9:30pm, Fox
The Mindy Project
Danny and Mindy strike a bargain in “Danny Castellano Is My Nutritionist”: He’ll quit smoking if she’ll adopt a healthier diet. At the office, Jeremy finds that replacing Peter is harder than expected.

SERIES FINALE, 10pm, NBC
Parks and Recreation
The gang gathers to bid a final fond farewell to Pawnee in “One Last Ride,” and shut up I’m not crying you’re crying I’m a professional dammit this is just allergies everybody leave me alone. (Later this evening, the entire cast will swing by Late Night with Seth Meyers to send the show off.)

SEASON 1 FINALE, 10pm, Bravo
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce
Abby prepares to put the finishing touches on her divorce in “Rule 101: Know When It’s Time to Move On,” and Jo plans for them to celebrate the milestone in style. Jake, on the other hand, has a less conventional way of marking the marriage’s official end.

SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, WGN America
Outlaw Country
The network’s first unscripted drama traces the lives of two brothers in a small Missouri town, one a lawman, the other a crook. “Good Town, Bad Blood” opens the series with a task force arriving in town and a local feud flaring up.

10pm, ABC
Forever
In “Memories of Murder,” a college professor/dominatrix helps Henry and Jo solve the slaying of a young woman who had cultivated an obsession with 1970s style. Along the way, Henry recalls his own time in New York’s gritty ‘70s, like the time he and Abigail tried to celebrate their anniversary despite the streets crawling with gangs dressed like baseball-playing mimes on roller skates.

10pm, USA
Sirens
Hank starts dating Johnny’s well-heeled landlord, much to Johnny’s chagrin, in “Screw the One Percent.” In other affairs of the heart, Billy helps a lovelorn Brian get over being dumped by Voodoo.

10pm, BET
Being Mary Jane
Mary Jane lands a meeting with Sheldon DeWitt in “Sleepless in Atlanta,” even as a focus group suggests ill tidings for Talk Back. Meanwhile, Niecy keeps her guard up when Cameron suddenly returns.

10pm, FX
Justified
Raylan looks into Calhoun’s untimely demise, which has stirred up trouble for Markham’s side in “Alive Day.” Elsewhere, Boyd ventures once more into Harlan County’s mines.

10pm, CBS
Person of Interest
After a con artist’s plan to swindle a medical marijuana dispensary burns out in “Blunt,” Reese and Finch must protect her from the sundry untoward characters irked by her attempted flimflammery.

10pm, TNT
Perception
In “Meat,” Pierce debates whether to make a personal confession to Moretti, who is undercover to investigate a spate of murders targeting meat-industry magnates. Now I’m not a professional cop, but if you ask me, going undercover as a frozen ribeye is ill-considered at best.

10:30pm, Comedy Central
Kroll Show
Among the sketches in “Twins,” Farley gives Ruth Diamond Phillips a makeover, Bobby Bottleservice shoots for country music stardom, and the latest visit to Wheels, Ontario sees Tunes arrested for an explosive prank.

10:30pm, TBS
Cougar Town
In “This One’s for Me,” Jules unearths a trove of oddities that spurs her to discover a secret Grayson’s been keeping. Around the cul-de-sac, Andy persuades Travis to use a baby gift for himself while Ellie is annoyed that Laurie treats Baby Bobby as a fashion accessory.

LATE-NITE:
– Artie Lange, Victoria Justice, and Daniel Sloss on Conan, 11pm, TBS
– Photojournalist Lynsey Addario on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11pm, Comedy Central
– TBD on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, 11:30pm, Comedy Central
– Josh Duhamel, Gabrielle Union, and Charlie Wilson on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:35pm, NBC
– Mathew Broderick, Ellie Kemper, and JD McPherson on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS
– Will Forte, Bella Thorne, and Prince Royce on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11:35pm, ABC
– The cast of Parks and Recreation on Late Night with Seth Meyers, 12:35am, NBC
– Jeff Probst, Yvette Nicole Brown, Greg Warren, and guest host Billy Gardell on The Late Late Show, 12:37am, CBS

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